Ok I got my only curse word out right from the get go so you will have no more fowl language to read from here on out. I've really had to monitor my language abuse because my not so big talker decides the Fbomb is going to be her favorite word. Well she hasn't actually said it yet but if I don't zip my lip she's going to. And I don't need to add any horrible language to the already short list of words she says, especially when I take the list to my Prditrician.
Does anyone else's toddler seem like a wolf wrapped in sheep's clothing?
Thank you mommy, Eskimo kiss, kiss for baby, and then a hug.
5 seconds later...
A few violent hits to the dog (she picked that up from her awesome parents), books go flying from their shelves, toy gets snatched away from baby, walls covered in chalk and then the Holy Grail of all facial expressions. The you don't scare me with the threat of spanking or taking anything away from me because let's face it mom you don't have the mental energy to deal with the explosive tantrum that will follow.
Yep that's the one. And she's right, I don't. When she knows she's in trouble she turns her backside to me and grins. Like go ahead and give me a swat it won't hurt but you will have to pay for it for the next 9 hours until dad gets home.
Did I mention it's only 5:15 A.M.! Fudgesicle monkeys butt!! Yes that's my new Fbomb and honestly the looks I get in public are way worse saying that than they actually would have been if I just would have said the F-word.
Currently at this moment Emersyn is my favorite. Yes I said it out loud but we all have a favorite from time to time. She sleeps in her crib and wakes only every hour but at least her foot isn't in my throat trying to kill me. She smiles non stop and as long as she can see me, the dog, or Ellie she's happy.
I know, I know it won't last. Before I know it the bat ,bad word, crazy I am today will be at whole new level when Emersyn can walk and talk and join in with her sister.
So please go ahead and start praying for me now sister because I'm gonna need it!!!
XOXOXO,
Court
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