Sunday, February 3, 2013

It WORKS, It WORKS...Wait a minute no it doesn't!

It seems like in this day in age everything is about people selling one product or another. Running their own personal small business of some sort whether it be Premier Jewelry, Pampered Chef, Scentsy, Thirty-One, or It Works Body Wraps. Everyone is just trying to make a buck and I applaud that. They use their Facebook page to help build their business and book parties so that they have the hope of making it big. Booking the most parties, signing people up under neath them and so on equals being a success. I just don't understand how it is all so wildly popular and how people are actually making money.

I have tried all of the items I had listed above before. I own several pieces of Premier Jewelry, I love my Pampered Chef can opener, My Sentsy wall plug in is anything but satisfying, however, I do love my thirty-one bags when I have to lug all of Ellasyns stuff around. One that I hadn't tried yet was the It Works body wrap product.

My friend had a party several months back but I wasn't able to try it at the time because I was breast feeding my daughter and they suggest that you don't use while breast feeding. But now that I was all done, I thought what the heck! While at her party she tried one and I didn't see any difference but that didn't stop me from throwing my money into the wind. She had a few left over so I purchased one and dove right in belly first. We read the directions, followed the rules of what not to do and what to do the day. So I was ready. She places the wrap around my belly, actually its more like on the front of you torsoe it doesnt actually wrap all the way around. At least not around my love handles. It has a minty/eucalyptus smell and my skin starts to tingle right away. She wraps me in clear wrap tightly and we ready for magic!! The tingling intensifies and there for a minute I don't think I can handle it but it eventually subsides and I forget that I even have it on. For first timers it says to do 45 minutes just to see how the wrap interacts with your skin. So I leave it on for a little over an hour because I'm a daredevil like that.

Keep in mind. I have no idea how these work or what they are actually suppose to do. But the way people push them and actually make money from these baffles me. Their selling point must be something like buy four for $60 and you will see results and then they don't and never use them again. I think it's because so many people have never heard of it before and everyone wants a quick fix. Especially me I hate working out and I love eating but I want to be skinny over night!

So I have some pictures of my lovely experience. I am going to put an F RATED on here so viewer beware Fatass coming to your screen soon!!! Turn away, close your eyes, and sheild your CHILDREN!






Here is my before. Chubby full of celuliate and just goodess. More lovin to go around I would say. I just had a baby guys!! OK. I had her almost a year ago but I am still hoping I can use that as an excuse. I dont work out at all. I try constantly but I am not a self motivator. I eat horribly yet I am so angry at myself for being fat. I havent connected the dots that eating leads to being chubby I just think it's a curse.
 
Here I am right before I was about to take the wrap off. It kept riding up and my child just had to be held the whole time. So for people that sell this product will probably insist that, that was why it didn't work. I didn't put in on right. Uh huh I am sure that's it. I'm still fat under there, nothing had changed.

 

And Wa La!!! I lost inches like 100 can you belive how much skinner I am guys! All that water weight gone. This picture is just as scary as the first. I was really hoping that you guys would see something like this.....
 
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Shoo that was just too funny!
 
After it was all said and done I was glad that I tried one. Because I am almost positive I didn't follow the directions correctly. I proceeded to drink wine and eat a small amount of....pasta. So lets just blame that. Everyone needs to stop looking for a quick fix, at least if you cant afford lipo, and do it the old fashion way. Get off your fat asses and walk around the block and stop eating McDonald's. Myself included. But for now I need to finish this plate of pancakes in front of me. There banana so that makes them healthier but I hate the taste of bananas so I drenched them in powdered sugar:)
 
Today I am a wife, mother, and not an It Works Believer!!
 
Keep Chasing those Fireflies!!
 
CJ

1 comment:

  1. I love this...is keeps me sane...and you have to keep it going because my sanity is now tied to it!
    Abby

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